It's a Friday, my kid is taking a nap, I want to write a blog about my favorite games, and I couldn't come up with a better title than 23 Games...I mean, yeah.
I could have went with a Michael Jordan theme?
But he was never in any game growing up besides the really crappy Super Nintendo game my mom got me for Christmas...sorry mom!
You didn't know! Also this was the first game to make me motion sick, go figure (I get motion sick for first person shooters and oddly this game, I'm not sure why?).
So I'm not going in any particular order on the games. My favorite game of all time is Super Mario RPG...after that it's a bit fuzzy because of so many classics.
I'm gonna get weird with the first one:
Gitaroo Man
I had a roommate (hey Dallas!) in college who was the video game KING. And would find out about insane games and get them. This one seems really stupid in theory...it's not. It's incredible.
You basically save the world with your guitar and rhythm skills, the only two things anyone needs really. That's why Eric Rasmussen will save the world.
This game is one of many awesome music games (sorry you didn't make the list PaRappa the Rapper (watch them fries!) to make the list. Also if anybody can find this game for me, that'd be great.
Next, less weird!
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Nobody better be taking Baby Mario...not NOBODY. I love this game, it's my favorite out of all the Mario Kart's...sorry Wii and N64 version!
I could literally play this all day, and do you know why? Because I have. The Wii version went a solid 24 hours straight in our house, and I don't regret a single minute of it, except for those jerks online who would work in tandem to beat us. Go straight to hell! Or rot in hell! - Dino
Final Fantasy VII
I beat this entire game. And when I say entire, I didn't just go through and beat it as fast as possible (high school joke is hidden in that last sentence somewhere...). No I defeated every single thing in the game, then played Final Fantasy VIII and did the same.
Did I party in high school? Yeah, with Final Fantasy apparently.
Triple Play 98
Brian Jordan references! I got my PlayStation in 1997, and it was amazing. I got this and another game that'll appear later on in this list. And just like Brian Jordan...it was a home run!
I took the Cubs (I even liked them then thank you very much!) to an unprecedented 162-0, with World Series victory that summer.
Also there is a cheat code to hit a home run at every at bat...I might have used it a time or two in Home Run Derby's, sorry Brad.
(A close second on best baseball game is Tecmo Super Baseball on the SNES, it's how I've memorized every order from 1994 MLB and close behind is MVP Baseball 2005, because I love Rob Huckins).
Tetris
Tetris in any form is amazing. From the NES, to the crappy computer version you see here, to the sort of fun later versions where they went too weird with it.
We can thank Russia for two things, Tetris and Vodka, and be angry with them for one...Trump's presidency. Moving along.
WWF Royal Rumble
This is the most fun wrestling game in my opinion, just based on the hours I've played it. IT was also my first Super Nintendo game, so it has a special place in my heart. The line up is stacked, and it only has a few wrestlers who have died, so nothing too morbid (RIP Yokozuna).
I was always Randy Savage or Bret Hart (my all time #1 and #3)...but you can play as Razor Ramon, HBK or Flair. Even frickin Tatanka is on it...and the best is they play their entrance music as well.
I remember Tag Team tournaments with my buddy Brady. Royal Rumbles with my cousin Brad, where we'd eliminate everyone as soon as they got in. I might play this tonight, I'm a wild card.
Close behind are WWF Attitude (underrated) and of course Smackdown versus Danny Gilbertson (BATISTA!!!).
If you have an SNES, and 5 bucks...buy this. Or don't, what do I care?
Amplitude
The only game I know for a fact nobody can beat me in. If there were tournaments, I would enter.
This is the precursor to Rock Band/ Guitar Hero. You would use your controller to match the beat.
I'll add in the following game as well to explain more:
Frequency
So you can play versus a friend or do career mode. It gets harder as you goes (there's a college joke in there somewhere).
The game also introduced me to a ton of great DJ's and musicians. I'm gonna listen to Freezepop, while I play Royal Rumble tonight! I'm 36!!!
Aladdin
This game is just some good old fashioned fun. A great side scroller based on my favorite Disney movie. I actually defeated this game as well as a child, I tried it as an adult..no clue how I defeated it. Disney has a lot of great games...such as!
Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
I'm a Chip on the outside, a Dale on the inside. Dress nice, but boy do I like to party!
Anyway, so this is one of the best games ever. It's really fun, I have also defeated it, so I can put that on my resume.
There is a part 2 to this game, and I collect NES games...I actually only have 13 left to go for what I want, the problem is, the sequel to this game is $250...so that's a hard no from my wife. As an aside, for Christmas I really want Chip and Dale 2. Thanks!
Super Mario Bros 3
This was the first game I had ever heard of a strategy guide for. I legit sat down and read that mofo front to back. It was so interesting to me that there could be hidden parts of a level (thanks Uncle Kal for letting me borrow it!).
It's the greatest NES game of all time (sorry Yo! Noid) and quite possibly the best of all time, Mario is the king, might as well get rid of the next two.
Super Mario World
Ahhhh, the game where it's perfectly normal to repeatedly kill your newfound reptile friend. The Mario series is so damn good (except those Luigi solo projects, it's like Ringo when he left the Beatles).
Arguably the greatest game ever made.
Super Mario RPG
It's Super Mario. And an RPG (Role Playing Game) all in one. It's my favorite game ever. I've explained it in my blog maybe 12,000 times.
Oh and my wife is the best and got this for me for Valentine's Day a few years ago. I took work off one day to defeat it. You can tell my work, I don't even think it exists anymore.
NBA Live '96
I love this game so much. Also one of the few games I know I can beat anyone in at almost anytime. NBA Jam...not so much.
The thing that made this so awesome back then, it has unlockable characters if you type in their name correctly in the create a player mode. So yes, you can have Michael Jordan. I also updated all the rosters with trades, I was that anal of a 13 year old kid. But 90's NBA is my Nirvana. Literally.
NBA Live '95 almost won for sentimental reasons.
Zanac
In high school I got my first job at a senior citizen's center. And I saved, and I saved, and then I quit my first of many jobs. What did I get with that money? A Nintendo on eBay with 35 games for 40 bucks. No way I find that deal again. Ever.
It had a lot of good games for starting a collection, and some real clunkers, and one of those I put in to see if it was fun was this game, Zanac. Almost beat this...once, never close ever again. The better you do, the harder it gets, but I'm super anal and want to completely destroy everything so I die pretty quickly in this game.
It's one of my favorite games ever, it reminded me a lot of the following game...
Strike Gunner STG
So growing up, I borrowed a game from my friend Brady as much as I rented the movie Ladybugs from our rental store...A LOT.
Same as Zanac, just a different system. Outer space pilot shooting interestingly timed enemies until you come up to a boss. I have defeated this, once. It was magical. After I won, I'm sure I opened up a delicious Crystal Clear Pepsi and ate Gushers like a madman.
Little Nemo: Dream Master
One of the most underrated games of all time. I'll remember how we defeated this forever. College, 2 AM, me, Schempp, Ras. Drinking Icehouse, playing Little Nemo.
We did make the mistake of watching the movie shortly after this, there was still Icehouse around, luckily...because it was so horrible.
Anticipation
Speaking of Schempp...there is nobody better at me than Anticipation...except for him.
You would have two teams, and it's like Pictionary, where it draws (poorly) whatever it is you have to guess. Then Beach would get mad and say we were cheating and then we'd drink Icehouse and do awesome things.
A really good party game. Not even kidding. Maybe when we update TASKS, we'll include this in it.
Super Monkey Ball
Speaking of party games. Look no further than Super Monkey Ball. Monkey Bowling is a great drinking game. Same with Monkey Target.
I actually received the PS2 version of this as a birthday gift (thanks Steff! I still have it). Every now and then I'll try to get a perfect game in bowling, and fail...damn you Pew.
Animal Crossing
This was one of the first "real time" games I ever remember playing. It was really convenient because our entire household was addicted to this game. So we would play at different times throughout the day.
Hidden in the game are a bunch of fun things, NES games being one of them. One of my fondest memories was waking up at 6 am on a Saturday morning to chop down every single tree in my roommates town because he pissed me off the night before. Then when he logged in, we told him his town got destroyed and we weren't sure why. Not even sorry JW.
This game also reminds me that we had to stop playing on Saturday nights at 8 PM because Trading Spaces was on. Thanks Jina for letting me know who Genevieve was during her prime. YOWZA!
Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit
Earlier I said my first two games I bought on the PS1 made the list, but I made a last second change while (whilst) riding this. Need for Speed 2 is great, and I played it for literally days....but....Hot Pursuit has a great soundtrack. Better graphics and courses. And Bush is on it. Not the president, but the amazing band.
Other racing games that just missed out...Burnout...Gran Turismo...
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
You can literally get lost in this game if you let it happen to you. My wife got this for my for Christmas a few years ago (pre-baby) and I started with the intentions of beating it. I got the furthest I've ever gotten, and haven't played since my daughter was born.
This is arguably the best in the Zelda series, or any series for that matter. Great game.
Madden 2004
Why this Madden over any of the other ones? Vick. The soundtrack. The gameplay. The fact that you can return punts and kickoffs for touchdowns and it wasn't insanely difficult to do it. The 49'ers sucked so I didn't have to pick them every time because Tim Rattay was hot garbage. The dynasty mode with Pew, Rob and Dino. The tournament with Ras and Karl. Playing this while hearing Karl walk in on something he shouldn't have.
Close Madden's were 92, 96, 05, 16 for me. Tecmo Super Bowl and Tecmo Super Bowl III. NFL Blitz...all close.
And that does it! My favorite games ever.
"But Cowriter!" says Danny, "Where is Battletoads!?"
Battletoads is fun, but you basically play two levels, then die every time. But I will leave you with this...Battletoads has the BEST video game song ever made.
The game should be updated and remade. The song should be as well. And if you pause the game, it also has the best pause music ever.
Enjoy 10 hours of it. I will. While playing Royal Rumble. And listening to Freezepop. Oh nostalgia!
Jeff
PS Any suggestions for next blog are fine. I'm most likely going in a direction of top 3 of a specific artist, going with Outkast next. Unless I don't.