Table for 6
Not the table I would choose |
If you were to choose 5 celebrities to go out on the town with, who would you pick? It is a question I've discussed with my friends many times. It is quite the interesting question. In a way, I believe it shows the kind of person you are. If you choose a group of comedians, you want to laugh and have a good time. If you choose grown up Disney stars, you want to get naughty. And if you choose anyone in the picture above, I do NOT want to hang out with you. Sorry Tito Ortiz!
So I put this question to a majority of my friends. Five celebrities that you would go out with, for one night. Get some dinner, maybe some drinks, and then party!
I'll throw my list here, just so it's out in the open:
1. George Clooney
2. Bill Murray
3. Will Ferrell
4. Chris Pratt
5. The Rock
A lot of the answers from my survey honestly weren't surprising, considering my friends and I have the same taste, but some...wow, some were quite interesting.
The following results will show the top 5 celebrities chosen, as well some I found to be very interesting. So let's get started!
Most Underrated (Male)
Bill Hader
Bill Hader nearly made my top 5. Honestly he probably should have. He is hilarious. Plus I'm a huge Saturday Night Live fan. Just finding out how he came up with Stefon would be phenomenal.
Most Underrated (Female)
Leslie Mann
A lot of girls polled went with the Mount Rushmore of cool women celebs, which I'll cover later. But an underrated one not on that list is Leslie Mann. She's sneaky hot, pretty funny, and it seems like she'd be down to drink...a lot. Also she's married to Judd Apatow, so I feel any guy should have a chance.
As a quick aside, I love Judd Apatow, I just think he hit this one out of the ballpark.
The Charlotte McKinney Award
Charlotte McKinney
I'm gonna guess she was selected for her work in the Hardee's commercial, right?
Wildcard Award
Will Forte
Last Man on Earth is amazing. Everyone should watch it. I'm also stating that he may be the funniest of the post-Will Ferrell SNL cast. An awesome choice, with or without the beard.
The "How Would He Actually Be?" Award
Louis CK
I think he'd be a blast. He's one of the funniest people alive (and some day, dead) ever. I think he may get bored with me, or the group, eventually. He might be a drag, which is alright, it's his thing. But if I'm out for the night, I want my company to be in a good mood, right?!
The "Jon Lajoie Was Selected?" Award
Jon Lajoie
He is hilarious, there is no arguing that. I was shocked he was chosen. I feel we would make up songs all night, damn it, on second thought, he should've made my list.
The "Crank Was Awesome" Award
Jason Statham
The dude is pretty awesome. I also wanted to include him somehow, simply because of how awesome the movie Crank is. So to the people who selected him, I salute you. Now go watch Crank and enjoy your life!
The "Will Have Your Back In a Fight" Award
Ronda Rousey
She could probably out drink the majority of people reading this article. And beat them up if they got too fresh.
WTF Part 1 Award
Eugene Mirman
I have never heard of this guy before. But from what I was told, he is quite the stand up, and after watching his clips, that is true.
He also kinda looks like a heavier version of my friend David Venhuizen, who is also a stand up...weird.
I think this is fate, time for them to meet and make a show about waking up next to a dead deer out in the country.
WTF Part 2 Award
Sasha Banks
A few pro wrestlers made the list, but only one WWE Diva made the list. Sorry Paige!
The Boss, Sasha Banks. She does look pretty fun to hang out with, after all, she is Snoop Dogg's cousin! Also she's probably the best female talent they have wrestling wide (again, sorry Paige!)
Also buy her merch.
Sasha Banks swag
The "Really!?" Award
James Van Der Beek
This was one of the weirdest entries, it's so weird I had to add it weeks after originally posting this. Why you may ask? Because of this scene he was chosen, that's why.
The "You May Be a Witness If You Party With Him" Award
Patrick Kane
He would be a gas, and since he's a famous athlete, you can reap the benefits of his leftovers. This does come with a warning though, he did get in some trouble, so maybe some caution is advised.
The "Oh, Hi Eva Green" Award
Eva Green
Oh...hey Eva Green.
The "Your Partner, No Matter the Sex, Will be Jealous" Award
Amber Heard
She likes hot dogs, she likes tacos. No matter the sex or orientation you are, you better not go out with this girl. You may as well just call it a night.
The Trainwreck Award
Miley Cyrus/Amanda Bynes/Lindsay Lohan
So with these three former child stars selected, the obvious reason is that they are attractive. Also, they are known for partying and being batshit crazy. I get it. But if you think you're getting the three top pictures, you are not. You are getting this:
Enjoy! Because I'm gonna pass. But I can't fault you for going out with them, simply for the stories.
The "How Did They Not Get More Votes?" Award
Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake
Would have thought they would get more votes here. But...well, they didn't. These two are also the main guys in my favorite SNL skit of all time.
But I feel they would just be talking to each other the whole time anyway. The following skit is a great example of why I think that.
The Mount Rushmore of Female Comedians Who Didn't Make the Cut Award
Kristen Wiig/Amy Poehler/Tina Fey/Amy Schumer
All of these girls are awesome. You would hang out with them if you were a guy or a girl. You would also try to sleep with them if you were both as well.
All came very close to reaching the Top 5. Each barely missing. Speaking of which.
Near Misses:
Danny McBride/Vince Vaughn
Both would be awesome to go out with. But do you feel you wouldn't get a word in with either? Especially if McBride is in character. Vaughn would definitely be down to party though..
Most Notable Exclusion From the Top 5
Leonardo DiCaprio
He came right in at sixth, and I don't think he minds. In fact, I think he would be offended if he had to go out for a night with any of the top 5. More girls for Leo!
Well here we are! Time for the top 5! We are going in reverse order. Starting at 5!
5. George Clooney
With the exception of DiCaprio, is anyone as cool as Clooney? The movies he has made are all good (with the exception of Men Who Stare At Goats). Seems like a cool dude. And out of my friends, I can only name one person who genuinely hates him. Also his Batman wasn't that bad, the bat nipples were.
4. Jennifer Lawrence
Surprisingly more girls than guys chose her. Super cool girl, all of her movies are awesome. Hopefully it's not some Hollywood act that she seems nice. Fingers crossed.
3. Aziz Ansari
The only surprise to make the top 5 list. But a great one! Aziz is super awesome. We have been watching him for years, starting with the underrated Human Giant, then moving on to Parks and Rec. Also Master of None is great, go watch it.
2. Chris Pratt
Keep it in your pants ladies. Where were you when he was fat and not even the sixth lead on Parks and Rec? He is hilarious, easily our biggest movie star and he seems like a legit nice guy. He's the male version of Jennifer Lawrence. Now for the .gif that everyone uses for Chris Pratt.
1. Bill Murray
Bill Murray is the freaking man! He was easily the top choice. He would probably be the best guy to drink a beer with and shoot the shit. Also he was in Stripes!
He was a Ghostbuster, hated Groundhog's Day AND the dude loves the Cubs.
Coolest dude ever. Your champion ladies and gentleman, Bill Murray!
There you have it, the Table for 6!
Perhaps next time will be top 5 hall passes? Looking at you AT&T girl!
PS: I did make this list twice, since I was in two movies (direct to video of course!) I will put up a picture of who I tied with, he is very upset he didn't make the list!