I may as well admit it today, I have an addiction. There is nothing else like it. I am addicted to winning radio contests. Whew. That felt good to admit.
Oddly not when ECW closed |
I would like to share my biggest accomplishment first. Let me take you back to the year 2013. It was such an innocent time. Trump was just a reality star then. Becky with the nice hair was Aunt Beccy from Full House.
Look at that hair! |
So gangster. |
One of the most interesting/regretful radio contests I have won, and I'm sorry if I offend anybody, was Bacon Fest. First off, and judge all you want, I'm a sausage guy for breakfast. But I am a man of adventure, and trying everything (almost everything) once. So off to Bacon Fest we went! And for the first twenty minutes, it was glorious. Bacon ice cream! Bacon donuts with cheese in it! Bacon jam! I ate so much bacon, I no longer feel comfortable watching Charlotte's Web or Babe.
I am so sorry! |
One of the most enjoyable concert wins I have had, was when I won a concert to see the person whose CD was the first I ever bought. That's right ladies and gentleman. Coolio.
Yup, still his hair |
This was Coolio's heyday. Gangsta's Paradise. 1,2,3,4, go get that woman on the floor Coolio! I was beyond elated. Elated until we got to the concert. He was over an hour late. His cousin was his DJ, who used an iPod with pre-programmed songs. He also did only two verses of his biggest songs, and no Hit 'Em High from the Space Jam Soundtrack. It was...kind of a bummer.
It wasn't all bad of course. His cousin brought out a saxophone at one point to jam out. He did the Keenan and Kel theme song. He looked in my wife's eyes and rapped dirty lyrics to her (score!).
And I got to shake his hand. So not a complete loss.
Speaking of rappers I have gotten the pleasure to meet, Scarface!
This dude is the truth |
Music clearly is the main reason to try to win these contests, but not the ONLY reason. I've won some interesting things throughout the years.
I've pretended to be the husband of my coworker, so her daughter could go see Lindsey Stirling. I've won Girls Roller Derby tickets, twice and gave them away. Free gas cards (which definitely were not used for gas, because this was broke and after college so...beer), we've seen Cirque du Soleil's Michael Jackson tribute and of course...PRO WRESTLING!
You smell what we're cooking? |
My favorite radio contest story involves pro wrestling. As I had called a station, thinking I had won pro wrestling tickets, but instead, I won tickets to the band Hinder. Now all you Hinder fans out there, don't get on my case, but I am not a fan. The song "Get Stoned" is okay, but I still have nightmares of hearing "Lips of an Angel". Upon hearing the news that I had won Hinder tickets, I will go ahead and write the dialogue of what actually happened on air.
RADIO DJ: You won tickets to go see Hinder!!!!
JEFF: Oh...crap.
RADIO DJ: Oh....do you not like Hinder?
JEFF: "Sigh"
RADIO DJ: So you excited to see Hinder!?
JEFF: I guess
RADIO DJ: Well congrats Jeff and thank you for listening!
Fun fact, Hinder came up with some excuse the next night to not play, after I gave my ticket away for free to an actual fan. Screw you Hinder, go be better people and make better music!
Also moral of the story, always listen to what you're trying to win, as I've now accidentally won twice. Speaking of listening...
I also was caller 101 and 105 of...106 for Lil Wayne tickets. And the DJ had led me to believe I had won, when I didn't, I have called the DJ a B. NBD.
In college, my buddies and I would have something called "The Feast" once a year. One, or two, or three, sometimes four of us, would get holiday hams from our jobs during the holidays. Well this was one of those days. So we went to get some sides, and we hear a radio contest, tickets to see Staind. I like Staind. So I call, keep in mind, at this exact time, I really had to poop. I'll admit it.
Being a pro, I went and did my business, and kept on calling, and then it happened. They answered.
RADIO DJ: Thanks for calling can you name "THING JEFF FORGOT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS"?
JEFF: Um, what?
RADIO DJ: Thanks for calling! "click"
And just like that, dreams of seeing Staind for free fell down the crapper...literally.
Well there were a few of my radio contests, I didn't list them all, not many care I won a free breakfast combo at Taco John's 3 or 4 times (my favorite food are breakfast burritos FYI). As of today, I'm getting ready to use my 21st, and final contest winnings here in Lincoln, to go see the movie Keanu. I hope you all have a great weekend, and thanks for reading!
Til next time,
Jeff Kleeman