This was originally shared on February 17, 2016...it only took me two years to do a second one.
Here at the Kleeman Report, I love to write about my friends, but what about interviewing them? So what I thought would be fun, to have a word association with them, settling on the number 20 for the amount. Not too many questions, not too little.
First up, will be Alex Baker.
Friend of 13 (wow 13!?) years. Lover of beards, puns, animals, collector of coins and he loves Choose Your Own Adventure Books.
For a short time we were also in the band 98 Degrees:
I think Alex is ready for the challenge.
So let's get started, shall we?
Jeff: Staplers
Alex: Tenacious bonder of stationary that adorns most desks of the business world.
Jeff: Steven Seagal
Alex: Fat
Jeff: Slimer
Alex: Disgusting blob and mascot of the Ecto Cooler.
Jeff: Havarti cheese
Alex: The fuck is Havarti?
Jeff: Templeton from "Charlotte's Web"
Alex: Left the farm from Charlotte's Web and is now gonna make it big...or end up giving hand jobs for blow.
Jeff: Hahahaha
Alex: A laugh or "chortle"
Jeff: Fuad Reviz
Alex: Fuad fucking Reviz. Kicker who had lots of practice with the Vikings if you get my drift.
Jeff: The movie "Into the Blue"
Alex: Jessica Alba
Jeff: Darkwing Duck
Alex: BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BAD BOY!
Jeff: 10 rubber bands
Alex: Less than 11 rubber bands
Jeff: Unicorns
Alex: They don't exist, like Vikings Super Bowl titles..."sniff"...
Jeff: Justin Bieber
Alex: Next question!
Jeff: Sacramento Kings basketball!
Alex: Mike Bibby. Won an NCCA championship and had a chance to win it all with the Kings. Also bald.
Jeff: Abby Chandra
Alex: The queen of Sioux Falls...duh.
Jeff: The McPick 2
Alex: Just buy a meal you cheapskate!
Jeff: Gallstones....yuck
Alex: The cousins of kidney stones
Jeff: Air guitar solos
Alex: My forte given enough booze. *editors note: absolutely true.
Jeff: Matt Forte
Alex: Homeless
Jeff: Obesity
Alex: Steven Seagal
Jeff: Alex Baker
Alex: An enigma!
Jeff: We did it! That's it. Thanks Alex!
Alex: Haha my pleasure.
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